Future Hotel Vending Machines

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed
    a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk
    to ask if there was a barber on the premises.

    "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the
    hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes."

    Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted 50 cents,
    and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz
    and whirl Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed
    his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.

    Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, 'Manicures, 25 Cents.'
    "Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the
    slot, pulled them out and they were perfectly manicured.

    The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men
    Need When Away from their wives, 50 Cents.' The salesman looked both ways, put
    fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck
    his dinger into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a
    shriek of agony. Fifteen seconds later it shut off and, with trembling hands, the
    salesman was able to withdraw his dinger...now with a button sewed on the end of it...
     
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  2. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    Yikes!!!!! Reading that will make you grab your junk!


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  3. Capthobo

    Capthobo NRA Endowment member Supporting Addict

    Nov 9, 2016
    Hope his name isn’t Richard. “Dic? Button”! Lol
     
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