Globalization

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by nmbuzz, Oct 2, 2018.

  1. nmbuzz

    nmbuzz Livin Large

    Apr 9, 2013
    Globalization?
    A definition of globalization that I can understand
    and to which I now can relate:


    Question:
    What is the truest definition of Globalization ?
    Answer :
    Princess
    Diana's death.


    Question: How come?

    Answer :
    An
    English Princess

    with an

    Egyptian boyfriend
    crashes

    in a French tunnel,

    riding in a
    German

    car
    with a

    Dutch engine,
    driven

    by a Belgian
    who was

    drunk
    on

    Scottish whisky,
    (check the bottle before you

    change the spelling),
    followed

    closely by
    Italian

    Paparazzi,
    on

    Japanese motorcycles,
    treated

    by an American doctor,

    using
    Brazilian

    medicines.
    This is

    sent to you by
    a

    Canadian,
    using
    American

    Bill Gates' technology,
    and

    you're probably reading
    this on your computer,
    that

    uses Taiwanese chips,

    and
    a
    Korean

    monitor,
    assembled

    by
    Bangladeshi

    workers
    in a

    Singapore plant,
    transported

    by Indian
    truck drivers,
    hijacked

    by Indonesians,
    unloaded by

    Sicilian longshoremen,
    and
    trucked to you by Mexicans who
    are in the US illegally




    That, my friends, is Globalization
     
  2. Kip

    Kip Sir Kip Esquire

    Apr 12, 2016
    Holy smokes!!
    Everything fits perfectly. :D
     
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  3. Colorado Sonny

    Colorado Sonny Deo Volente Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015
    It's a conspiracy by the democrats! :eek:
     
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  4. Mike A

    Mike A Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Mar 19, 2017
    This proves the Klintons are Raciest :confused:

    Also looooki what she did too pooor Matt Loooney. YUCK PHOOOY
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