Good Neighbors

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Jan 14, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    It's important to check on your neighbors regularly, especially if they're elderly. Just knock on their doors and ask if they're OK.

    You: "Hello! Is anyone there?"

    Female neighbor (shouting from behind her door):

    "Whatever you're selling, we don't want any. That includes religion."

    You: "I'm not selling anything. I'm your neighbor. Just stopping by to make sure you aren't dead."

    Neighbor: "Dead? No, I don't think I'm dead. But I'm not sure about my husband. He hasn't moved from the couch since 2003. Do you think that's abnormal?"

    You: "Only if he isn't holding the remote."
     
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