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Roman Bar Joke

A roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, “I’ll have five beers please.”

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?

He sold his soul to Santa
A murder-for-hire occurred in a rice field using small china ornaments as the weapon

It was a knick-knack paddy whack

An apple pie costs $7,95 in Jamaica,

In Cuba you will have to pay $9,90,
Whereas in Barbados you will only spend $4,50
These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.

A Jewish man on the subway is reading an Arab newspaper.

A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached him. “Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?”
Moshe replied, “I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!”
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