Guts or Balls

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Mike Meints, Mar 1, 2019.

  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've heard colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls. However, do they know the difference between them?

    Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.

    GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: "You're next, Chubby"

    I trust this clears up any confusion.

    Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome; both are fatal.
     
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  2. joerockhead

    joerockhead "BOURBON" It's not just for Breakfast anymore ! Supporting Addict

    Oct 12, 2011
    lol
    I don't have the guts or balls to do either ....
     
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  3. ZoidMeister

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    Dec 4, 2014
  4. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Both scenarios are good definitions of the term "Death Wish" . . . .
     
  5. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    Guts for me.
     
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  6. wrmiller

    wrmiller The Tinker

    Oct 29, 2016
    I agree. While my wife is not as fast as I am with a pistol or rifle, when she gets on target she hits EVERYTHING she aims at. :eek:
     
  7. BennyAdeline

    BennyAdeline Official Hi-Point Brand Representative

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    Nov 26, 2018
    Yah...nope.

    My wife carries and trains. I’m not opening that can of worms.
     
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  8. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014

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    Feb 3, 2017

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