#220 I always admired my grandfather's tour d' force of not bothering with a spittoon while he played cards. I didn't inherit this particular variety of intestinal fortitude. #221 If you have ranch accounts at the feed and hardware stores and extend charging privileges to your workers, be prepared to review the charges. #222 You would be hard pressed to improve on Roy Rogers' prayer. #223 If you stay awake during the sermon or homily, you'll make friends with at least two people: the reverend (or pastor) and your spouse.