Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Apr 14, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches.

    When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help.

    After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who solved the problem.

    "The good news is I can cure your headaches... The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

    Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.

    When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

    As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

    He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need -- a new suit."

    He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like new suit."

    The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long."

    Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

    "Been in the business 60 years!"

    Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

    As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

    Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

    The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see... 34 sleeve, and a 16 and a half neck."

    Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

    "Been in the business 60 years!"

    Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

    As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"

    Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure."

    The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see... 9 and a half."

    Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"

    "Been in the business 60 years!"

    Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly.

    Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

    Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."

    The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...
    size 36."

    Joe laughed, "Ahh ha! I've got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."

    The salesman shook his head, "You can't possibly wear a size 34.
    Size 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."
    AZPhil, FWoo45, isialk and 9 others like this.
  2. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    Yep you could see that coming!!

    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

You need 3 posts to add links to your posts! This is used to prevent spam.

Draft saved Draft deleted