Heart Attack

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Mike Meints, Mar 27, 2019.

  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
    He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he asks. "I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.
    He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling 911, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy..! Daddy..! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet, and he's got no clothes on..!"
    He slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife.
    He rips open the closet door.
    Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the floor.
    "You swine," says the husband. "My wife is having a heart attack, and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids..!"
     
  2. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    That’s outstanding!


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  3. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    White male privilege and white male stupidity in the same joke. I need a safe place and a juice box - stat.
     
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  4. mikemac

    mikemac Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Apr 22, 2017
    Excellent Mike. Fun to have a good laugh.
     

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