Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm ...

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  1. LYKUNO

    LYKUNO Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2018
    Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car.
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    They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

    "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

    The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

    The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

    "We do now, a-hole!" shouts Schrodinger.

    The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.










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  2. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Probably a bit too ethereal for the late night crowd . . . . .
     
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  3. InstiGator

    InstiGator Well-Known Member

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  4. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
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  6. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    Some of us flunkies on the coast have some book larnin’
     
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  7. InstiGator

    InstiGator Well-Known Member

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    Jan 21, 2019
    I only took one astronomy class, but I always took up space in school.
     
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