How about Texas..

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Jun 25, 2020.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a
    perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he
    discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a
    hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!"
    > > The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
    reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell

    A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
    automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
    Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police
    responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

    A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX
    State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
    said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police

    He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls."

    There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He
    then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

    She was laughing too hard to start her car.
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  2. pcar157

    pcar157 Well-Known Member

    Jan 22, 2019
    Love it limbkiller!!!
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  3. Uncle Bob

    Uncle Bob Well-Known Member

    Sep 22, 2017
    Just fell off the toilet!
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  4. Colorado Sonny

    Colorado Sonny Deo Volente Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015
  5. rockittsled

    rockittsled Active Member

    Apr 8, 2020
    Fixed it
  6. rockittsled

    rockittsled Active Member

    Apr 8, 2020
    Serial Numbers Filed Off, Rebuilt, Repainted and Sold For New
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  7. RSCamaro

    RSCamaro Well-Known Member

    Sep 19, 2017
    I bet I read it first in the USENET newsgroup days. Still good though.


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