How to get to Heaven from Ireland

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Antechinus, Jul 7, 2020.

  1. Antechinus

    Antechinus Well-Known Member

    Feb 7, 2018
    I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they
    understood the concept of getting to heaven.
    I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and
    gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
    ' NO!' the children answered.
    ' If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything
    tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
    Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.
    Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children,
    and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'
    Again, they all answered 'No!? I was just bursting with pride for them.
    I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'
    A six year-old boy shouted out " YUV GOTTA BE FECKN' DEAD. .
     
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  2. Caspian

    Caspian Chief Steward of Man Law

    196
    Sep 18, 2019
    That boy knows about it. :D
     

  3. dasroofr

    dasroofr Well-Known Member

    584
    Jul 13, 2019
    ....it's a start...!!!!

    Good to start the day with a laugh, thanks.
     
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    Colorado Sonny Deo Volente Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015

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