How true this is !!

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Mike Meints, Nov 25, 2018.

  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    Husband’s call to his wife: "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office.

    Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my

    head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. However I have three broken ribs, a compound

    fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."

    Wife’s Response: "Who the f##k is Paula?"

    And if you find that hard to believe, you've never been married.
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  2. Raylan Givens

    Raylan Givens Never Forget

    Aug 18, 2015
    Or been in a relationship with any woman more than 5 minutes.

  3. DHD

    DHD Well-Known Member

    May 30, 2018
    After I got to "Paula", I already knew how this one would end.
  4. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    It also proves his head injury was much more severe than reported . . .
  5. salelcid

    salelcid Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Nov 28, 2015
    That made me laugh! Good one !
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