I learned today...

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by fatbaldguy, Aug 3, 2020.

  1. fatbaldguy

    fatbaldguy Cranky old curmudgeon

    Jul 28, 2017
    I discovered that saying 'There, there little girl to a grownass, pissedoff man, is not a good de-escalation technique.
     
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  2. RSCamaro

    RSCamaro Well-Known Member

    277
    Sep 19, 2017
    I don't care who you are, that there is funny.

    ...Ron
     

  3. N.Al-Tider

    N.Al-Tider Well-Known Member

    202
    May 15, 2017
    Oooh, I want to here the whole story behind this one...

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  4. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    That’s different, a horses a$$ using a nose bag.
     
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  5. fatbaldguy

    fatbaldguy Cranky old curmudgeon

    Jul 28, 2017
    Nothing really new. Doing my job means blocking the road because folks like to park on both sides of the street. Self important guy in a BMW is screaming at me to get out of his way, he's late for work, I'm a fornicator of women of childbearing age, and etc......
     
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  6. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    . . . . and the syphilitic burro he rode in on too . . . . ?
     
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  7. handforged

    handforged Limestone Canyon Leather and Tool Supporting Addict

    683
    May 19, 2020
    It's always someone else's problem that is supposed to change my mind about their dire need to do something right F'n now that just doesn't put much hitch in my giddy up. Had he been on time this wouldn't have happened. Not my problem, deal with it yourself. Pissing me off is not a good way to start his morning.
     
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  8. DWdude

    DWdude Well-Known Member

    Jan 31, 2019
    You have way more restraint than I my good sir. My reply would have been more expletive laced and then some.
     
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  9. Badabing11

    Badabing11 I gotta have more cowbell

    Sep 6, 2015
    It works for Chuck Norris ....
     
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  10. Fatbob Frank

    Fatbob Frank Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

    Feb 5, 2014
    But, but---he drives a BMW!
    Of course the normal rules don't apply...
     
  11. FWoo45

    FWoo45 Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2017
    "Poor planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on mine." Ef em.
     
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  12. Uncle Bob

    Uncle Bob Well-Known Member

    Sep 22, 2017
    Not for me if I'm carrying. I've long since learned to ignore jackass'. I'd prefer not to have to use what I'm carrying.
     
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  13. DWdude

    DWdude Well-Known Member

    Jan 31, 2019
    I am cursed with road rage.
     
  14. FrankG

    FrankG Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    464
    Jun 24, 2018
    I spent 25 years + dealing with inmates. nothing is their fault and everything is an emergency.
     
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  15. Babboonbobo

    Babboonbobo Avatar is back to my favorite things!

    Nov 18, 2014
    It’s because most drivers are jackasses! I just do my thing and follow the laws (except that whole speed limit thing;), I like to drive fast) use my blinkers, let people pass, stay in the right lane, stop at stop signs, etc etc etc.
    When some asshat gets pissed and flips me off, I just wave and smile! Have a nice day biatch!!!

    Makes em even madder:roflmaro::roflmaro::roflmaro::roflmaro::roflmaro::roflmaro::roflmaro:
     
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  16. FrankG

    FrankG Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    464
    Jun 24, 2018
    Dont think many drivers in SD have grasped the turn signal/blinker capabilities of their vehicles, nor the rules at a 4 way stop!!!!
     
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  17. fatbaldguy

    fatbaldguy Cranky old curmudgeon

    Jul 28, 2017
    Hey now! Don't get on them folks about turn signals. They're preserving their blinker fluid........
     
  18. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014

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  19. fatbaldguy

    fatbaldguy Cranky old curmudgeon

    Jul 28, 2017
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  20. tylersevo

    tylersevo New Member

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    Aug 4, 2020
    Did he at least signal?
     

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