If you love something...

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Aug 7, 2020.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    If you love something, set it free.

    If it comes back, It will always be yours.

    If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

    If it just sits there in your living room, messes up all of your stuff, eats all of your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't realize that you had set it free...You either married it or gave birth to it.
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  2. pcar157

    pcar157 Well-Known Member

    Jan 22, 2019
    "limbkiller ism" to remind us of life's treasures! Good morning and welcome to another great day!
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  3. Uncle Bob

    Uncle Bob Well-Known Member

    Sep 22, 2017
    Or it was hatched, just like me! :)
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  4. Caspian

    Caspian Chief Steward of Man Law

    Sep 18, 2019
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  5. N.Al-Tider

    N.Al-Tider Well-Known Member

    May 15, 2017
    I love that one. But it would be funnier if it weren't so true... ROFL...
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  6. dasroofr

    dasroofr Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2019
    My kids (2 girls) are like boomerangs, I toss them out, they keep coming back!!!!!
  7. N.Al-Tider

    N.Al-Tider Well-Known Member

    May 15, 2017
    The wife and I found a solution to that problem. When one of our kids moves out, we break the plate they ate on. That way they can come for a visit but don't plan on staying because they won't have a dish to eat from... Lol... So far, 6 kids have moved out and 0 have returned other than a visit occasioinally... ;)
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  8. radshooter

    radshooter Active Member

    Dec 26, 2011
    When I moved out to go to college, my folks remodeled the house and turned my bedroom into the kitchen!
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  9. switchback

    switchback Well-Known Member

    Jun 2, 2014
    Yep, when I ETS'd from active duty, of course I went back home. Had always shared a room with my brother, it was now a "den" (didn't even know what that was) they had air conditioning and a dishwasher. Hhmm? I must've been expensive I've always thought. Even tho my SS wages began at age 14. Yeah, I'm older, don't believe thats legal now
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  10. rockittsled

    rockittsled Well-Known Member

    Apr 8, 2020
    My parents bought a motorhome after I joined the USAF
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  11. slingerbelt

    slingerbelt Deer Magnet

    Aug 13, 2018
    What a masterpiece.

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