Indian Chief

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Nov 29, 2018.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
    The chief nodded that it was so. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
    The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."
    Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that!"
     
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  2. Colorado Sonny

    Colorado Sonny Deo Volente Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015

  3. Capthobo

    Capthobo NRA Endowment member Supporting Addict

    Nov 9, 2016
    Very wise Indian in my book.
     
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  4. mikemac

    mikemac Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Apr 22, 2017
    Great again LK.
     
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  5. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    Nice one LK!


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