Jesus is watching

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Apr 14, 2018 at 6:44 AM.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair.

    Aug 18, 2011
    Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.

    He slowly tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you."

    Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

    "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

    The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

    He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

    "Yes," said the parrot.

    The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?"

    "Clarence," said the bird.

    "That's really a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"

    The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller behind you Jesus."
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  2. wcanterbury

    wcanterbury NRA Life Member, GOA Member Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015

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