Joined a new gym

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by mikegalway, Feb 4, 2019.

  1. mikegalway

    mikegalway CEO of DILLIGAF industries Supporting Addict

    Feb 23, 2014
    I signed up at a new gym yesterday . While being shown the equipment I noticed a stunning woman . I asked the trainer , what machine should I use to impress her . His reply , the ATM in the lobby .
     
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  2. Kip

    Kip Sir Kip Esquire

    Apr 12, 2016
    We saw you on the security cams....
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  3. Kip

    Kip Sir Kip Esquire

    Apr 12, 2016
    And,just cuz these rip-offs showed up....
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    Yeah, remember ordering that crap...grrr
     
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  4. Babboonbobo

    Babboonbobo Avatar is back to my favorite things!

    Nov 18, 2014
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  5. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    Thanks for posting that. I remember those ads; I found them in the back of “Sergeant Rock and his Howling Commandos,” among other literary classics.
     
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  6. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    @tac45 has pallets of those in the back of his warehouse. I think he breaks them out when one of my relatives goes missing.

    Another failed successful TTT genetic experiment gone awry . . .

    Sea Monkeys. Pshaw, next he'll try to come up with Flying Monkeys. We all know how that works out . . . .
     
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  7. tac45

    tac45 What me worry ? Supporting Addict

    Mar 4, 2012
    Gone awry. ???
    Now Zoid, @Kip has been working hard in the science department
    With your relatives.
    TTT is very proud of his efforts to make advancements on your genetics :roflmaro:
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  8. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    I always loved genetics and experiments, but i will tell you one thing, if you guys could refocus your efforts on them damned x-ray glasses I for one would really appreciate it. I was never so pissed as when I received those things!!!


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  9. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Dunno man, they always worked out well for me . . . .

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