Last Request

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Nov 2, 2018.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said.
    "Of course, John," his wife said softly.
    "Six months after I die," John said, "I want you to marry Bob."
    "But I thought you hated Bob," she said.
    With his last breath John said, "I do!"
  2. Bro. Pappaw

    Bro. Pappaw Well-Known Member

    Mar 18, 2016

  3. Journeyman1234

    Journeyman1234 Well-Known Member

    Feb 28, 2017
    That is hilarious!
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  4. TangoWhiskeyFoxtrot

    TangoWhiskeyFoxtrot I do not consent.

    Dec 28, 2017
    I went straight away and told this to Pistol Annie. She nearly fell out laughing.
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  5. Jim w.

    Jim w. Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2016
    Mary was on her last legs, telling John how she hoped he would carry on...
    "John, I don't want you to grieve for me the rest of your life. After a decent interval, I want you to find a nice lady and get remarried."
    "Yes, Dear."
    I want her to have all my nice things, my Givenchy fashions, my sable coat, the wine cellar we stocked together."
    "Yes, Dear."
    "I would like you to take her to Pebble Beach and play with the custom titanium clubs I never got to try out."
    "No, Mary."
    "Well why not, John? You don't mind her using all my other belongings."
    "Can't, she's lefthanded."

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