Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation takes place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I'd paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife I'd build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: "Man! You both have it easy! I had to promise my wife I'd remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy hasn't said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about whatyou had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth guy: "I just set the alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut it down, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex?" and she said, "Wear a sweater."