Lets go fishin'

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Oct 3, 2018.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the
    following conversation takes place:

    First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be
    able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I'd paint every room in the house next weekend."

    Second guy: "That's nothing. I had to promise my
    wife I'd build her a new deck for the pool."

    Third guy: "Man! You both have it easy! I had to
    promise my wife I'd remodel the kitchen for her."

    They continue to fish when they realize that the
    fourth guy hasn't said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about whatyou had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

    Fourth guy: "I just set the alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut it down, gave the wife a nudge and said,
    "Fishing or sex?" and she said, "Wear a sweater."
  2. Bro. Pappaw

    Bro. Pappaw Well-Known Member

    Mar 18, 2016

  3. livinthelife

    livinthelife Well-Known Member

    Jul 30, 2015
    Those guys just dont have enough kids. If I take a couple of our kids when I go fishing, I'll get sex and a picnic lunch for giving my wife a break. :grin::roll::roflmaro:

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