Liberal chicken farmer

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Feb 16, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Why liberals make bad farmers.

    A lifelong liberal from the city, tired of the rat race, decided he was going give up the city life and move to the country and become a chicken farmer.

    The man found a nice chicken farm and bought it. Turns out his neighbor was also a chicken farmer. The neighbor came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming ain't easy. Tell you what, I'll give you 100 chickens."

    The new farmer was thrilled. Two days later the neighbor stopped by to see things were going. The new farmer said, "Not too good. All 100 chickens died."

    The neighbor said, "Gosh, I can't believe that. I've never had trouble with my chickens. I'll give you 100 more."

    Another two weeks went by, and the neighbor stops in again. The new farmer says,"You're not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died, too."

    Astounded, the neighbor asked, "What did you do to them? What went wrong?"

    "Well," the new farmer said,"I'm not sure, but I think I'm not planting them far enough apart.
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  2. Kip

    Kip Sir Kip Esquire

    Apr 12, 2016
    Hoe,hoe,hoe! :D
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  3. Busa Dave

    Busa Dave Well-Known Member

    Mar 3, 2018
    I do love my "yard bird" as my Great Grandmother Smith called them! Tasty!
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  4. Colorado Sonny

    Colorado Sonny Deo Volente Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015
  5. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    An oldie but goodie!

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