Little wooden ball

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Apr 17, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    An elderly man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years.

    But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.

    The barber replied, "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does".
     
  2. Ethanol Red

    Ethanol Red Make it a double Supporting Addict

    Jul 12, 2015
    Oh boy! Ahhhhh!
     
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  3. Bloodhound

    Bloodhound Well-Known Member

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  4. Journeyman1234

    Journeyman1234 Well-Known Member

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  5. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    Yes sir! No problem as long as you return it! That’s a hoot!


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