Magician father

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    "What's your father's occupation?" asked the teacher on the first day of the new academic year.
    "He's a magician, Ma'am," said the new boy.
    "How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"
    "He saws people in half."
    "Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"
    "One half brother and two half sisters."
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  2. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    Stewpid good !! Thanks! I needed that!

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