Man's Chain Letter

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Dec 12, 2018.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Finally, a man's chain letter! This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost anything! Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women.

    One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have. At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine has already received 184 women, of whom four were worth keeping.

    REMEMBER this chain brings luck.

    One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy Playmate. An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooter's waitress and a Hollywood super model.

    You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!



    One man broke the chain and got his wife back again.

    Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the bottom of the list below!



    Bill Clinton

    780 3rd Ave.

    New York, NY 10017



    Billy Clinton

    780 3rd Ave.

    New York, NY 10017



    Billie Clinton

    780 3rd Ave.

    New York, NY 10017



    B. Clinton

    780 3rd Ave.

    New York, NY 10017



    William Jefferson Clinton

    780 3rd Ave.

    New York, NY 10017



    W. Jefferson Clinton

    780 3rd Ave.

    New York, NY 10017



    W. Jeff Clinton

    780 3rd Ave.

    New York, NY 10017



    W. J. Clinton

    780 3rd Ave.

    New York, NY 10017



    W. Clinton

    780 3rd Ave.

    New York, NY 10017



    William J Clinton

    780 3rd Ave.

    New York, NY 10017



    Wilhelm Clinton

    780 3rd Ave.

    New York, NY 10017



    Willie Clinton

    780 3rd Ave.

    New York, NY 10017



    Will Clinton

    780 3rd Ave.

    New York, NY 10017



    Mr. Hillary Clinton

    780 3rd Ave.

    New York, NY 10017
     
  2. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    You've gotta wonder who Hildabeast got sent to . . . .?
     

  3. WartHog

    WartHog Well-Known Member

    590
    Jan 29, 2014
    I never could understand how a guy could have a wife and a girlfriend. Or multiple girl friends for that matter.

    Me ? I have enough trouble putting up with one woman’s ****. Why would anyone want more that one ???


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
  4. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014

    That reminds me of an old Irish toast . . . .

    To our wives and lovers . . . . .
    May they never meet . . . !

     
  5. TheCollector

    TheCollector Well-Known Member

    Aug 25, 2018
    I'm thinkin Huma got her..............
     
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  6. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Or Michael/Michelle.
     
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  7. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    Maybe Fargo, the wood chipper is gased up and ready to go.
     
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  8. boatdoc

    boatdoc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2015
    hopefully OBama...but who got stuck with MichaEL oBAMA?
     
  9. TheCollector

    TheCollector Well-Known Member

    Aug 25, 2018
    Yep... looks like Fargo is gassed up alright!

    beaver fart.jpg
     

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