Marines

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Feb 12, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A group of Marine Corp Officers are standing around talking when a Lieutenant said, "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20% work."

    Captain responded by saying, "No, I think that making love is more work than that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work."

    Then a Major says, "No, making love is definitely way more work than that. I would say that it is 20% fun and 80% work."

    They are all contemplating these revelations when a Gunnery Sergeant walks by. The officers call the Gunny over to ask his opinion.

    The Major says, "Excuse me, Gunny, we are having a discussion and would like your input. The Lieutenant says that making love is 80% fun and 20% work. The Captain says that making love is 60% fun and 40% work. I say that making love is 20% fun and 80% work. Gunny, what is your opinion?"

    The Gunny smiles and says, "Sir, you are all wrong. Making love must be 100% fun because if there was any work involved, you would have the enlisted Marines doing it for you."
     
  2. Hardway

    Hardway Well-Known Member

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    Nov 23, 2016
    Thanks for making me laugh, this day started bad.
     
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  3. Capthobo

    Capthobo NRA Endowment member Supporting Addict

    Nov 9, 2016

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