Math Question

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Mar 29, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Tony.

    He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

    The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking."

    Then little Tony says, "I have a question for you.

    There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

    One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

    The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

    To which little Tony replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking"
     
  2. DWdude

    DWdude Well-Known Member

    Jan 31, 2019

  3. Capthobo

    Capthobo NRA Endowment member Supporting Addict

    Nov 9, 2016
    Logical of course.
     
  4. JM44

    JM44 Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Feb 2, 2018

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