Michigan

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Mike Meints, Oct 31, 2020.

  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    According to Jeff Foxworthy:
    * If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Michigan.
    * If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Michigan.
    * If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Michigan.
    * If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong ...number,... you may live in Michigan.
    * If "vacation" means going anywhere North of Grand Rapids for the weekend, you may live in Michigan.
    * If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Michigan.
    * If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Michigan.
    * If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Michigan.
    * If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Michigan.
    * If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Michigan.
    * If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Michigan.
    * If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Michigan.
    * If the speed limit on the highway is 70 mph -you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Michigan.
    * If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Michigan.
    * If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Michigan.
    * If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Michigan.
    * If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Michigan.
    * If you actually understand these jokes, repost this so all of your Michigan friends and others can see, you definitely do live - or have lived - in Michigan
     
  2. BCD 45

    BCD 45 Well-Known Member

    Feb 13, 2019

  3. Babboonbobo

    Babboonbobo Avatar is back to my favorite things!

    Nov 18, 2014
    Sadly all true also sadly they all apply to NW Ohio also:frown:
     
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  4. DSTallguy

    DSTallguy Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Sep 13, 2017
    Very true. (Not funny either). :)
     
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  5. DSTallguy

    DSTallguy Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Sep 13, 2017
    Very true. (Not funny either). :)
     
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  6. Stogies

    Stogies One more please!

    Aug 22, 2015
    And Minnesota
     
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  7. Stogies

    Stogies One more please!

    Aug 22, 2015
    And now in Michigan, all diners at restaurants must give their name and phone number to the establishment!
     
  8. joerockhead

    joerockhead "BOURBON" It's not just for Breakfast anymore ! Supporting Addict

    Oct 12, 2011
    If you live in a State that has two seasons...

    July and Winter ….

    then you may live in Michigan !!!:headphones: :cool: :D
     
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  9. Havoc35

    Havoc35 Well-Known Member

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    Apr 14, 2020
    If your Governor is a virtue signaling cu*! You may live in Michigan.
     
  10. rockittsled

    rockittsled Well-Known Member

    593
    Apr 8, 2020
    Capture.PNG We (my dad) were stationed at K.I. Sawyer AFB fro '70-'75. Window opened onto porch to dig up to the surface of snow
     
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  11. N.Al-Tider

    N.Al-Tider Well-Known Member

    265
    May 15, 2017
    You can say that again... :D
     
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