Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Apr 19, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping
    for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have
    avocados, get 6.
    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons
    of milk.
    The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
    He replied, "They had avocados."

    If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it
    again! Men will get it the first time.
    My work is done here.
  2. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014

  3. joerockhead

    joerockhead "BOURBON" It's not just for Breakfast anymore ! Supporting Addict

    Oct 12, 2011

    I was laughing before I finished reading it cuz I can relate ...
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  4. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    I constantly question my wife’s instructions because she’s constantly providing instructions! No telling what I’d end up dragging home if I just took instructions without questions. Besides I kinda like to push the “say what you mean and mean what you say” button. That’s a sweet button lol! Warning! It can lead to loooong explanations!!!

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  5. gps man

    gps man Well-Known Member

    Nov 7, 2015
    That “say what you mean” button can be hard to find
  6. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017

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  7. jjfitch

    jjfitch Well-Known Member

    Mar 26, 2012
    My wife read it 6 times and still has that "deer in the headlights" look!

    Now add a couple of $5,000 hearing aids and the comedy gets "real"!

    But that's why we love em'!

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