Missing Wife

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Dec 7, 2018.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...
    Sergeant at Police Station:
    What is her height?
    Husband:
    Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
    Sergeant:
    Weight?
    Husband:
    Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
    Sergeant:
    Color of eyes?
    Husband:
    Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
    Sergeant:
    Color of hair?
    Husband:
    Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
    Sergeant:
    What was she wearing?
    Husband:
    Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
    Sergeant:
    What kind of car did she go in?
    Husband:
    She went in my Jeep.
    Sergeant:
    What kind of Jeep was it?
    Husband:
    It's a 2010 Rubicon with Sprintex Supercharger with Intercooler, DiabloSport T-1000 Trinity Programmer, Teraflex Falcon 3.3 Shocks ,1350 RE Reel Drive Shafts, Method 105 Bead Locks, Toyo 37" X 13.5" Tires, Custom Olympic Off Road Front Bumper, Olympic Off Road Smuggler Rear Bumper with tire carrier, Seward Radius 4s LED Light, Seward 12" LED Light bar, 50" LED Light bar with, sPod LED switch pod with Boost gage,, Rigid LED Lights, 15# Power Tank, Rock Hard Cage, Rock Hard Under Armor, Posion Spyder Sliders, Posion Spyder Crusher Fenders, Posion Spyder Evap Armor, Posion Spyder Extreme Duty Trans-Mount Cross Member, Bushwacker rear armor, 5.13 Gears, Magnum 44 Front Axle, Off Road Evolution "C" Gussets, Cobra 75 CB Radio, Warn 10K on Front and 8K Winch on Rear, Bartact Seat Covers, Delta Quad Bar Xenon Headlamps,Tantrum LED Offroad Rock Lights, Teraflex HD Tie Rod, Teraflex Falcon Steering Stabilizer, Teraflex Alpine Long Control Arms Front & Rear, Teraflex 4" springs, Teraflex JK Performance Slotted Big Rotor Kit, TeraFlex Monster HD Forged Front Adjustable Trackbar, Teraflex Front & Rear Brake Line Kit, Teraflex Bump Stops Front & Rear, Surprise Straps, Hothead Headliner, Teraflex D-44 Diff Covers, Wild Boar Grille, Rigid Ridge Hood, Drake Hood Latch's & a Tuffy Security Drawer

    At this point the husband started choking up. . .

    Sergeant:
    Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Jeep.
     
  2. Kip

    Kip Sir Kip Esquire

    Apr 12, 2016

  3. Fatbob Frank

    Fatbob Frank Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

    Feb 5, 2014
    I feel your pain...
     
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  4. OctopusHighball

    OctopusHighball Well-Known Member

    160
    Mar 6, 2016
    Sounds like a nice Jeep!
     
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