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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    The only milk cow in Barton, Vermont stopped giving milk a while back.

    The people did some research and found they could buy a cow in Derby for $600.00. They bought the cow from Derby, and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy.

    They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

    They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he could not succeed in his quest.

    The people were very upset and decided to ask a wise veterinarian what to do. They told the vet what was happening: Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he
    approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side, and she walks away to the other side.

    The vet thinks about this for a minute and asks, Did you buy this cow in Derby? The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow. You are truly a wise vet,they said. How did you know we got the cow in Derby?

    The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, - - - - - - -

    My wife is from Derby.
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