My last motorcycle ride!

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by 1L26, Jan 24, 2019.

  1. 1L26

    1L26 Well-Known Member

    Feb 10, 2018
    While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked,


    "Are you okay?" As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...

    "I'm okay, I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said,

    “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

    "That's nice of you," I answered, “but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!”

    "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

    Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated,

    "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

    We arrived at her place which was just few miles away, and after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said,

    "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset, so I'd better go now."

    "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of breasts I’ve ever seen.

    "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

    "Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."
     
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  2. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    Very good.
     
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  3. azguy1911

    azguy1911 I'm done buying guns, I'm just a bystander now

    Oct 22, 2015
  4. Fatbob Frank

    Fatbob Frank Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

    Feb 5, 2014
    LOL!
    My wife didn't think this was nearly as funny as I did...
     
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  5. WartHog

    WartHog Well-Known Member

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    Jan 29, 2014
    I didn’t see that coming. Nice...


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  6. joerockhead

    joerockhead "BOURBON" It's not just for Breakfast anymore ! Supporting Addict

    Oct 12, 2011
    lol Nice..
     
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