Mystery Blonde

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, May 8, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A young couple went to the sea shore for a day to soak up the sunshine and relax. No sooner had they walked onto the sand, when a blonde in a bikini and carrying a mysterious black bag caught their eye.
    She walked up to everyone who was playing a radio, talked to them for a moment and then either smiled, nodded and walked away or reached into her bag, took money from them and handed them a package.
    "She's selling drugs!" the girl said to her boyfriend. "Why don't you try to find out for sure, then we'll call the police."
    The fellow advanced to where the blonde was standing, his boom box blaring rock music. The girl watched as the blonde approached him, talked for a moment and when the fellow shook his head, she smiled, nodded and walked away.
    The girl rapidly walked up to her boyfriend and said:"She was trying to sell you drugs, wasn't she?"
    "No," he replied, smiling. "She is a battery salesperson. She sells C cells by the sea shore."
     
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  2. Colorado Sonny

    Colorado Sonny Deo Volente Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015

  3. cherokee2u

    cherokee2u Well-Known Member

    Mar 20, 2018
  4. john_anch_ak

    john_anch_ak Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Mar 7, 2017
    oh my....as dear old Mom used to say.
    Bad enough to be funny!
     
  5. razorbacker

    razorbacker Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Dec 2, 2011
  6. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Anytime you want to take over posting 2 jokes a day year round you are more than welcome to entertain us. :cool:
     
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  7. razorbacker

    razorbacker Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Dec 2, 2011
    Oh, just jerking your chain a little, no offense intended. You're doing a good job, keep up the good work.:)
     
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  8. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
  9. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    :) I try dudes!!!!!
     
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  10. mudgun

    mudgun Active Member Supporting Addict

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    Dec 10, 2018
    She sells C cells by the sea shore. I can't even read that correctly, not even going to try to say it out loud!
     
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  11. OctopusHighball

    OctopusHighball Well-Known Member

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    Mar 6, 2016
    Obliviously, her name is Sally.
     
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  12. tac45

    tac45 What me worry ? Supporting Addict

    Mar 4, 2012
  13. JimP

    JimP Active Member

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    Mar 25, 2019
    Or Shelley.


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