Near Death Experience

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  1. bigbob76

    bigbob76 Not so big Bob these days Supporting Addict

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    A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

    While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

    Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

    Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

    After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

    Arriving in front of God (again), she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years. Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

    God replied, "Sorry about that, I just didn't recognize you!"
     
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  2. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

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  3. Integrity Arms

    Integrity Arms 1911 Pistol Smith

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  4. HOTCHKIS

    HOTCHKIS NRA Life Member

    Apr 21, 2013
    Funnnnnyyyy!
     
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