Nervous!!

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, May 19, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    "Hi, how are you?"

    I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

    "Doin' just fine!"

    And the other person says:

    "So what are you up to?"

    What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

    "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

    At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

    "Can I come over?"

    Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them ,

    "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

    Then I hear the person say nervously...

    "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!!!
     
  2. Ethanol Red

    Ethanol Red Make it a double Supporting Addict

    Jul 12, 2015
    Sorry about that!
     
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  3. Fatbob Frank

    Fatbob Frank Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

    Feb 5, 2014
    One more reason phones should be banned in public restrooms...
     
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  4. Ethanol Red

    Ethanol Red Make it a double Supporting Addict

    Jul 12, 2015
    But that’s when I catch up on fartbox.
     
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  5. remanaz

    remanaz Active Member

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    Apr 14, 2019
    That is awesome. Does this make you an awesome idiot? Sorry couldn't help myself with that one.
     
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  6. Ethanol Red

    Ethanol Red Make it a double Supporting Addict

    Jul 12, 2015
    I don’t know how awesome I am, but I’m quite the idiot.
     
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  7. Capthobo

    Capthobo NRA Endowment member Supporting Addict

    Nov 9, 2016
    Don’t you just hate public restrooms? I try to use the family RR if at all possible.
    When I exit if there are weird stares I just say I had to change my diaper!!
     
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