New Career

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Apr 1, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
    paperwork, and was burned out.

    Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial; he
    decided to become a mechanic.

    He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
    attended diligently, and learned all he could.

    When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
    carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

    When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a
    score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't
    want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if
    there is an error in the grade.

    "The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
    which was worth 50% of the total mark.

    You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of
    the mark."

    After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you
    did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire
    career."
     
  2. salelcid

    salelcid Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Nov 28, 2015
    Good one
     
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