New Fiancé....

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Mike Meints, Feb 10, 2019.

  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    A woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents.

    After dinner, her mother told the girl's father

    to find out about the young man.

    The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.

    "So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.

    "I am a biblical scholar," he replied.

    "A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but

    what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"

    "I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."

    "And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she

    deserves?" asked the father.

    "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will

    provide for us."

    "And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"

    "Don't worry, sir; God will provide," replied the fiancé.

    The conversation proceeded like this . . and each time the father

    questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

    Later, the mother asked, "How did your talk go, honey?"

    The father answered...

    "He's a Democrat. He has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I'm God."
  2. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011

  3. farnorth

    farnorth Member

    Dec 24, 2018

    Or... the Democrat is referring to the government as his God and knows it will provide.
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