New Illness

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Apr 23, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
    "What's the matter?" he asks.
    "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
    "What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
    "I can't see my butt coming into work today."
  2. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    A much more sanitized version of the one that was typically used in my place of employment lol!

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