No brag. Just fact.

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by nmbuzz, Oct 27, 2018.

  1. nmbuzz

    nmbuzz Livin Large

    Apr 9, 2013
    A Texan is drinking in a Colorado bar when he gets a call on his cell phone.

    He orders drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces his
    wife has just produced a baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

    Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but
    the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average in Texas, folks...like I
    said - my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."

    Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says,
    "Say, you're the father of that baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth,
    aren't you?

    Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks...so
    how much does he weigh now?

    "The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

    The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He was 25
    pounds the day he was born."

    The Texas father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on
    his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him
    circumcised".

    God Bless Texas!!
     
  2. mikemac

    mikemac Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Apr 22, 2017
    Got to love it.
     

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