No Will?

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, May 27, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A man was telling his buddy: "You won't believe what happened last night.

    My daughter walked into the living room and said: Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop.

    Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away, and throw me out of the house.

    Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose."

    "Holy Smokes," replied the friend," - she actually said that?"

    "Well, she didn't put it quite like that.

    She actually said: "Dad, meet my new boyfriend Mohammed. We're going to work together on Elizabeth Warren’s Presidential campaign.
  2. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Reading between the lines . . .

  3. Cop_Out

    Cop_Out Pearl Pimp Supporting Addict

    Feb 3, 2017
    That's funny right there.
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