Non PC maps. These are hilarious and true.

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Ethanol Red, Oct 28, 2018.

  1. Ethanol Red

    Ethanol Red Make it a double Supporting Addict

    Jul 12, 2015
    D0C3CE9D-16BF-4937-BE48-10BCAC27AC4C.jpeg It’s pretty accurate. I’m in the “black and white trash living together” area. Look up your city. You’ll get a good chuckle.
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  2. tarosean

    tarosean Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2013
    LOL I view STL as one huge ghetto so I did my last city...

    HTown... some of which is pretty damn accurate.

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    LYKUNO Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2018
    That's great, and some friends of mine lived in Webster Groves (Old Hippies), but have since moved. Here's the link for the website. Unfortunately, my city is not listed (yet!)
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  4. Ethanol Red

    Ethanol Red Make it a double Supporting Addict

    Jul 12, 2015
    I grew up in Webster Groves. We were the poor family that somehow lived there.
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    removed Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2015
    I own the book and it truly is hysteric (and true)!
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  6. Gripwright

    Gripwright Well-Known Member

    Feb 8, 2016
    I'm up there at the intersection of the Military-Industrial Complex, banjo music, odometer fraud and snake handlers. Hate to admit it but it's true. I will admit to having been to "life's lost luggage" (Unclaimed Baggage in Scottsboro) a few times, found some great stuff! A friend bought an old steamer trunk with a bunch of nasty dangly junk inside, bought it for the trunk only. Turned out the nasty dangly junk was an old sterling silver and crystal chandelier from a turn of the (20th) century hotel that burned.
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  7. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    The closest city listed is Seattle; they missed the highlights of the state, e.g. Lyman, Hamilton, Van Horn, Sedro-Woolley and several others. I hope we’re never on the map, it’s too crowded already.
  8. Colorado Sonny

    Colorado Sonny Deo Volente Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015
    I have friends who live in Crestwood, Mo. Good Working class folks!
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  9. The War Wagon

    The War Wagon Well-Known Member

    Oct 11, 2018
  10. Ethanol Red

    Ethanol Red Make it a double Supporting Addict

    Jul 12, 2015
    I’d like to move to Crestwood. Part of my old stomping grounds. Or Shrewsbury as a second choice.

    It’s getting old feeling like I have to have a gun on me all the time. Second time I pulled was very recent and I’d like to be able to relax for a while.
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  11. mikegalway

    mikegalway CEO of DILLIGAF industries Supporting Addict

    Feb 23, 2014
    Quite a bit changed since I left in '72 . Except my old neighborhood , still mainly Italian . Did a stint in the Navy , live in western St.Charles co. now . Been here since '85 . It is changing rapidly , not for the better . I sense a move when the wife retires . West , way west .
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  12. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Red, it looks like you are only about ten miles east of where you should be.
  13. mikemac

    mikemac Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Apr 22, 2017
    Red best post ever. Thank you.

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