Nothing screams "Man Card" like a . . . .

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ZoidMeister, Jan 22, 2019.

  1. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Last edited: Jan 22, 2019
  2. fieldgrade

    fieldgrade resident crank

    Mar 13, 2017
    I might have to move up from the 19th century to the 20th century.
    Current bottle opener... and it has opened a crap load of beer.
    Rescued railroad spike.

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  3. Raylan Givens

    Raylan Givens Never Forget

    Aug 18, 2015
    I have one of the 50 caliber ones with the bullet remaining in it They are actually perfectly shaped for the task at hand
     
  4. Colorado Sonny

    Colorado Sonny Deo Volente Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015
    My old school bottle opener from the Acme Brewing Co. still does the job! Circa Los Angeles 1930's.
     
  5. Greg45acp

    Greg45acp Double Secret Banned Supporting Addict

    Oct 31, 2016
    Commercial Fishing Boat Style = Back of a knife blade, cranked against the knuckle of your index finger of the fist wrapped around the longneck.

    He men don't need no stinking bottle opener!

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    THAT DUDE doesn't need a bottle opener!
     
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  6. Wheels No More

    Wheels No More Long gone

    May 12, 2015
    I should win the man card I let the little lady (in the kitchen) open my beer.....

     
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  7. Capthobo

    Capthobo NRA Endowment member Supporting Addict

    Nov 9, 2016
    My beer bottles have screw caps so I made a screw driver.
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  8. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    You want a man card, beat THIS guys accomplishment . . . . . .


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  9. Sapper

    Sapper Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

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    Jan 25, 2014
    You guys need tools... df5ee389f2930870ffbf0cb6e89a1186.gif
     
  10. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    What is it about my threads that brings out the breast in you Addicts . . . . ?


     
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  11. Greg45acp

    Greg45acp Double Secret Banned Supporting Addict

    Oct 31, 2016
    Cause we’re perverts.....DUH!
     
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  12. TheCollector

    TheCollector Well-Known Member

    Aug 25, 2018
    I can think of two things.
     
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  13. Wheels No More

    Wheels No More Long gone

    May 12, 2015
    I'm getting old...
    I don't have enough energy for sex these days.
    I'm at the point now where I get tired just holding up the magazine. :p
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