Nude Marathon

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Mike Meints, Dec 14, 2018.

  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
    One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror,
    she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
    'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window.
    My husband's home early!'
    'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!'

    'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied.
    'He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your

    So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out
    the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he
    quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's
    annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others,
    about 300 of them.

    Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to
    blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of
    runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged
    closer.. Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.

    'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully
    Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your
    clothes with you under your arm?'

    'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get
    dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!'

    Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you
    always wear a condom when you run?'

    'Nope ... just when it's raining!'
    dstallguy, xerts1191, pcso13 and 24 others like this.
  2. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011

  3. Busa Dave

    Busa Dave Well-Known Member

    Mar 3, 2018
  4. Switchride

    Switchride Active Member

    Dec 14, 2018
  5. 1911mechanik

    1911mechanik Christ is my front sight.

    Apr 29, 2016
  6. Mike A

    Mike A Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Mar 19, 2017
    Don't forget your rubbers in case it rains :grin:
  7. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    Thats outstanding!

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