Nursing Home...

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Mike Meints, Jan 15, 2019.

  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were alone in the lounge of their nursing home one evening.

    The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For £5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."

    The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.

    The old man continued, "For £10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for £20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."

    The old lady still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled £20 bill and holds it up.

    "So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man

    "Get serious," she replies. "Four times in the rocking chair."
     
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  2. Capthobo

    Capthobo NRA Endowment member Supporting Addict

    Nov 9, 2016
    What’s the currency conversion rate please?
     

  3. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    488 Pesos Senior . . . . . keep the change . . .

     
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