Obozo in Heaven

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Feb 6, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    When Barack Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"
    Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
    James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
    Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
    The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.
    As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

    The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. “What did you think I said?”
     
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  2. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
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  3. Colorado Sonny

    Colorado Sonny Deo Volente Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015

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