Oh Brother...

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Jul 7, 2020.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a

    large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first

    man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."

    Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to
    swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

    After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give

    me strength and the tools to cross the river."

    Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs

    and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing

    Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,

    "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to

    cross the river."

    Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked
    one hundred yards up stre am and walked across the bridge.
  2. pcar157

    pcar157 Well-Known Member

    Jan 22, 2019
    At the start of the day, a cup of coffee, a "limbkiller ism" and I'm on my way! Lovin' it!
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  3. Caspian

    Caspian Chief Steward of Man Law

    Sep 18, 2019
    I call BS. I have yet to meet a woman that can read a map. :p
  4. rockittsled

    rockittsled Well-Known Member

    Apr 8, 2020
    Same here, I am the naviguessor on our travels since I was taught by my parents at a young age moving from base to base.:nerd:
  5. dasroofr

    dasroofr Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2019
    When the GPS is taking us on, what seems like, a circuitous route (as it is wont to do), my wife will break out the road atlas....................I cringe..............
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  6. Noel

    Noel Well-Known Member

    Sep 9, 2018
    I was riding an old road through the woods on my ATV one day and came across this on a sign: Your GPS lied to you.
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