Oh, Limbkiller

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by jaydoc, Feb 25, 2019.

  1. jaydoc

    jaydoc i'm riding a turtle!

    Aug 10, 2012
    This morning after Daylight Savings Time ended,

    I stopped in to visit my aging friend Ed.
    He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.

    I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked -


    You're supposed to turn your clock back".
     
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  2. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011

  3. Bro. Pappaw

    Bro. Pappaw Well-Known Member

    Mar 18, 2016
  4. jaydoc

    jaydoc i'm riding a turtle!

    Aug 10, 2012
    I think you are overthinking it.
     
  5. Raydog1911

    Raydog1911 Well-Known Member

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    Jan 19, 2019
    I thought they both were pretty darn funny.
     
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  6. Babboonbobo

    Babboonbobo Avatar is back to my favorite things!

    Nov 18, 2014
    And NO it won’t make it bigger:o.o:
     
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  7. Jimhoag

    Jimhoag In Kentucky

    Jun 14, 2013
    Have you tried ?
     
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  8. Jimhoag

    Jimhoag In Kentucky

    Jun 14, 2013
    Have you tried it?
     
  9. pcso13

    pcso13 Happiness is a range in your backyard

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    Nov 25, 2018
  10. Fatbob Frank

    Fatbob Frank Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

    Feb 5, 2014
    Please!! NO pics...
     
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  11. Wheels No More

    Wheels No More Long gone

    May 12, 2015
    Yeah the wife and I were watching one of those shows about Africa.
    They all had really long dongs like 12-24 inches and it turns out they tied a rock on a string around them, to stretch them.
    The wife thought I should try that so I did.
    After about two weeks I hollered at her and said hey I think we're half way there!
    She said "You mean it's 12 inches?"
    I said "No but it's turned black !!" :p:p
     
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