Old is When....

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by razorbacker, May 10, 2019.

  1. razorbacker

    razorbacker Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Dec 2, 2011
    'OLD' IS WHEN...
    Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer,
    'Pick one; I can't do both!'


    'OLD' IS WHEN...

    Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.


    'OLD' IS WHEN...

    Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.


    'OLD' IS WHEN....

    You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.


    'OLD' IS WHEN...

    You are cautioned to slow down by the
    doctor instead of by the police .

    'OLD' IS WHEN
    ..
    'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.


    'OLD' IS WHEN.....

    'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..


    'OLD' IS WHEN...

    An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

    'OLD' IS WHEN....

    You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.


    (I sent this in large type so you can read it)
     
  2. Bender

    Bender Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

    Aug 15, 2011

  3. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Remind me again what this thread is about . . . .
     
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  4. Capthobo

    Capthobo NRA Endowment member Supporting Addict

    Nov 9, 2016
    Old is when the chic your looking to score on calls you sir and, shes 50+!:roflmaro:
     
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