Old Timer Sex

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Mar 17, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

    "Yes", she says, "I remember it well."

    "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

    "Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

    A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

    The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

    The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

    After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

    So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together Is there some sort of secret to this?"

    Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
     
  2. slinger 45

    slinger 45 ALWALS point the gun in a safe direction! ALWAYS!

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    Sep 22, 2017
    That hurt. Falling out of my chair that is. But that was good!
     
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  3. tac45

    tac45 What me worry ? Supporting Addict

    Mar 4, 2012
    Ed, Mrs Tac wants to know where the fence is at . :roflmaro:
     
  4. boatdoc

    boatdoc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2015
    an elderly woman in a nursing home wa s known to run up to elderly men. she would lift up her nightgown and yell" SUPER SEX"

    one day she ran up to a new male resident. pe r usual She yelled super sex . he look up at her and replied" I'll take the soup" :)
     
  5. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    The fence would be a good start.
     
  6. Razer

    Razer On The Razers Edge Staff Member Admin Moderator Supporting Addict

    Jul 1, 2012

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