On Christmas Eve....

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
    pearly gates.
    "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each =
    possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a =
    lighter. He flicked it on.It represents a candle, he said.
    You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
    keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
    Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
    and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
    "And just what do those symbolize?"
    The man replied, "These are Carols."
     
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  2. pcar157

    pcar157 Well-Known Member

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    Jan 22, 2019
    What better start to the day: a cup of coffee and "limbkiller isms"!
    Am lovin' it!!
     
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  3. Uncle Bob

    Uncle Bob Well-Known Member

    Sep 22, 2017
    Another classic this morning.
     
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