Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Mar 12, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
    waving at him.

    She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
    where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

    To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my
    kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his
    wife and says,

    "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

    She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

    "No, I'm your son's teacher."
  2. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014

  3. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    Oh jeez!

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  4. xerts1191

    xerts1191 Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2017
  5. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    Big smile and laughing silently.:)
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