Ouch!

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by bigbob76, Nov 4, 2018.

  1. bigbob76

    bigbob76 Not so big Bob these days Supporting Addict

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    Jul 3, 2012
    I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, bragging about his highly paid job and his expensive car. Then he showed me a picture of his wife on his phone and said to me, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”
    I replied, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend.”

    He asked, “Why? Is she a stunner?”

    I said, “No, she’s an optician.”
     
  2. Raylan Givens

    Raylan Givens Never Forget

    Aug 18, 2015

  3. The War Wagon

    The War Wagon Well-Known Member

    159
    Oct 11, 2018
    [​IMG] Ba-dump bump.
     
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  4. WC145

    WC145 Every day is Saturday and every night's a party!

    Jan 1, 2013
    Take my wife. Please.:roll:
     
  5. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    As Ed McMahon used to say: “Hooooooo.”
     
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